看医生和倒贴钱的笑话二则

1.一个女孩去看医生。女孩问：“医生，不知道什么原因，我每次刷牙时都感觉恶心想吐。”医生看了看她，说：“嗯，下次刷牙时记得不要照镜子了。”
1. A girl to go to see a doctor. Girl asked: "doctor, I don't know why, I feel nausea vomiting when brushing your teeth every time." The doctor looked at her and said, "well, next time when brushing your teeth remember don't look in the mirror."
2.大过年的家家都把福倒过来贴，寓意福到了。今天突发奇想写了一个钱，倒着贴在门上了，寓意钱到了。媳妇看到了，一巴掌甩过来，嘴里说着，我让你倒贴钱，让你倒贴钱，倒贴钱.....