有关胖子的笑话二则

1.昨晚梦到月老，问他：“你为什么不给我一个男朋友?”月老低头看了看我的粗大腿说：“红绳子太短了，我系不上啊”。
1. Last night dreamt of joking that he asked: "why don't you give me a boyfriend?" He looked down at my thunder thighs said: "the red rope is too short, I can't fasten ah".
2.两个哥们在一起谈论自己的老婆如何胖。一哥们说，“我老婆站在我面前，手机无法收到信号。”另一个哥们说道，“每次和我老婆一起走路，我感觉是地震来了。咚咚咚!”
2. The two elder brothers together to talk about how his wife fat. A the elder brothers said, "my wife standing in front of me, mobile phone can't receive the signal." Another man said, "every time I walk together with my wife, I feel is the earthquake come. Knocked!"