被生活困扰的年轻人笑话

1、坡坡：“现在人都怎么了?人家不就想搭个顺风车吗，居然光天化日之下把人活活打死了!”兵兵：“他搭的什么车?”坡坡：“运钞车。”
1, slope: "now people are what? People don't want to take a free ride, even in broad daylight to kill a person alive!" Bing bing: "he take what car?" Slope: "a severe."
2、丹丹低头默默的说：“明明喜欢我，却不告诉我。”坡坡听后来了句：“别说了，我想静静。。。”丹丹：“静静是谁??”坡坡：“你TM先告诉我明明是谁!!”