和谐社会里，有笑点的事情总是那么多。

1.刚才听车上的电台交通广播，一个男人打近电话，说外面雾太大看不清红绿灯，车开到中间看清是红灯了，都连闯了四五个了，咋办啊。。。播音员安慰他说：“恩，没事儿，雾大，也拍不清你车牌号的。”
1. Just listen to the car radio broadcast traffic and close call, a man said that the fog is too big can't see outside lights, the middle of the car to see is a red light, even ran a four or five, to do... Announcer comfort him and said, "well, that's all right, heavy fog, also on your license plate number."
2.今天在门口,打车打了半天也没揽到车，这时，有辆车热情地招呼我：兄弟，你去哪儿啊，我捎你，不要钱。我看看车身上写着废品回收，对他说：师傅你这样合适么?
2. Today is at the door, take a taxi to play along while also didn't took a taxi, at this moment, there's a car enthusiastically greeted me: brothers, where are you ah, I want you, don't money. I see the car body with recycling, said to him: master like you right?