泰国香猪的笑话。

我和妻子来到宠物市场，妻子气呼呼地对店主说：“你这个骗子，你卖给我们的是泰国香猪吗？已经长到100多斤了。”卖主十分淡定地说：“这位大姐，我承认进错了品种。但我并没有坑你，是让你赚了大便宜。”我没好气地说：“你卖给假货，还说让我们赚了大便宜，你说啥呢？”卖主一本正经地说：“说啥呢，现在猪肉涨到啥价格，你还不知道吗？”
In a huff, my wife and I went to the pet market, his wife said to the shopkeeper: "you this liar, that you sold us the fragrant pig in Thailand? Has grown to more than 100 jins." The seller is very calmly said: "the elder sister, I admit into wrong varieties. But I did not pit you, is to let you make a bargain." I didn't good the spirit ground say: "you sell fakes, also said let's make a bargain, what are you talking about?" Said the vendor solemnly said: "what? And pork rise to what the price now, don't you know?"