推荐：买单的笑话和坐飞机的笑话。

1、一天和同学出去吃饭，买单的时候想跟服务员开下玩笑。同学：“哎呀，今天没带钱出来啊。”服务员：“你可以刷卡。”同学：“可是我也没带卡出来的啊。”服务员：“那，那你可以在我们这里刷碗!”
1, one day, and students go out to eat, want to talk to the attendant when pay the joke. Classmate: "oh, today didn't take out money!" Waiter: "you can swipe." Classmate: "but I also don't have my card out." Waiter: "that, then you can brush a bowl here!"
2、机场登机柜台前，一位先生急匆匆挤上前问：“我是搭乘8：30的航班飞北京的，飞机起飞了没有?”服务员答：“对不起，先生，飞机已经起飞了。”这位先生还不死心：“可我是坐头等舱的，没有优待吗?”机场服务员：“没有，先生。头等舱和经济舱是一起起飞的!”

2, the airport check-in counter, a man hurried to squeeze up and asked, "is I get the 8:30 flight to Beijing, the plane take off?" The waiter said: "I'm sorry, Sir, the plane had taken off." The gentleman don't lose heart, "but I'm flying first class, no preferential treatment?" Airport attendant: "no, Sir. First class and economy class is taking off together!"