经典：一山更比一山高，人生在世莫攀比。

1、男对女说：“做女人多好啊，矮了叫小巧玲珑，胖了叫丰满，不化妆叫清水芙蓉，俺羡慕得不得了。”女对男说：“当男人多好啊，矮了称精华浓缩，胖了称魁梧，丑了说成不花心，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”
1, the male to the female said: "being a woman much good, short name is small and exquisite, fat called plump, not makeup call clear water lotus, I going to be absolutely green with envy." Female to male say: "when a man much good, short said essence condensed, fat said big, ugly said to not flower heart, I which dare to than with you!"
2、坐办公室的对跑业务的说：“跑业务多好啊，东南西北任逍遥，浪漫潇洒。”跑业务的对坐办公室的说：“坐办公室多好啊，冬暖夏凉，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”

2, office to run a business of say: "run business much good, southeast of the northwest unknown pleasures, natural and unrestrained romance." Run business sitting office said: "sit office much good, warm in winter and cool in summer, I which dare to than with you!"
3、名人对凡人说：“做凡人多好啊，在街上不用担心被人围观，被粉丝追着索要签名，多自由自在啊!”凡人对名人说：“当名人多好啊，发脾气是‘个性’，做蠢事叫‘佳话’，强词夺理为‘雄辩’，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”
3, celebrity said to the man, "do ordinary people much good, don't have to worry about being gathered in the street, was chased by fans autograph, how free!" Mortals of celebrity said: "when celebrities much good, temper is a" personality ", do stupid things called "legend", argue irrationally for 'eloquence, I which dare than with you!"

4、城市人对农村人说：“农妇山泉有点田，田园风光景色美，慢生活多惬意啊!”农村人对城市人说：“楼上楼下，车进车出，霓虹闪烁，快节奏多好，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”
4, urban to rural people said: "the farmer mountain spring was a little field, bucolic scenery beautiful, slow life more comfortable!" Rural people to the city man said: "upstairs downstairs, car into the neon-lit, how good fast rhythm, I which dare to than with you!"
5、理发师对足浴师说：“做足浴师多好啊，足浴的在你面前站不直腰，任你摆布，多威风!”足浴师对理发师说：“当理发师多好啊，理发的不得不在你面前低头，受你使唤，俺哪敢跟你比啊!”
5, a barber for foot bath teacher said: "to do much good, foot bath division of foot bath I stand in front of your waist, your mercy, more power!" Foot bath teacher said to the barber: "when the barber much good, hair had to bow in front of you, by your boss, I which dare to than with you!"