互联网上冠冕堂皇的新词

互联网上：化缘的改叫众筹了，算命的改叫分析师了，八卦小报改叫自媒体了，统计改叫大数据分析了，忽悠改叫互联网思维了，做耳机的改为可穿戴设备了，IDC的都自称云计算了，办公室出租改叫孵化器了，圈地盖楼改叫科技园区了，放高利贷改叫资本运作了，借钱给朋友改叫天使投资了。
Internet: alms changed called the raise, fortune-teller called analysts, the tabloids to call from the media, called big data analysis, suddenly changed Internet thinking, do headphones instead of wearable devices, IDC's claims to cloud computing, office rental changed called incubator, encircle the ground to building to call science and technology park, usury to call capital operation, lend money to friends to call angel investment.