反应生活现状的笑话

1、真心话大冒险，问：第一次车震是什么时候?神回复：第一次车震记得是小学时候坐拖拉机去镇上，那车震得五脏六腑都出来了。
1, true adventures, q: when was the first car shock? God reply: the first car shock remember primary school sit tractor to town, the car shock insides all came out.
2、前有神人道：“肠道面积有200平米，我们的住房还没有屎住的地方大，还不如去当屎”!今有神回复：“屎住的那是钟点房。”
2, before his humanitarian: "gut is the area of 200 square meters, we haven't shit place big houses, as well as shit"! Today god reply: "the room in that is the hour of shit."