“SOD密”和大宝的故事

1、俗话说跟着苍蝇就会找到厕所，你跟着蜜蜂就会找到花朵。你还真别说，挺灵光的，我跟着姑娘就进了派出所。
1, as the saying goes, follow the flies will find the toilet, you will find flowers is follow the bees. You still don't say, really very light, I follow the girl went into the police station.
2、H7N9背景下，某天早晨同事吃鸡蛋，被问到怎么这个时候还敢吃鸡蛋。同事一脸天真：“吃鸡蛋怎么了?鸡是生病了，可孩子是无辜的呀....”
2, under the background of H7N9, one morning a colleague to eat eggs, asked how this time still dare to eat eggs. Colleague a face of innocence: "what's wrong with eating eggs? Chicken is ill, but kids are innocent..."
3、有一个同学小名叫大宝，因为人们都叫他大宝所以大名反而被忽略了，时间长了，有一个老师问其他班同学，大宝大名叫什么，只听该班同学有一个说叫“SOD密。”
3, there was a small classmate named big treasure, because people all call him instead of dabao so name is ignored, in the long run, there is a teacher to ask other class classmate, dabao what big name, listen to your classmates have a say, called "SOD."