特种兵连长了不起啊?
2022-03-10 来源:文库网
某特种兵连长,攀登技术极佳,但是妻管严。 一日,妻子来队,住在连部。因为琐事,妻子发火,连长曰:“再骂我就跳楼!” 妻子:“那你跳啊!” 连长开窗,飞身而出,跳下三楼。 妻子大叫:“不要啊!” 到窗户一看,连长已经落地,毫发无损。 妻子下楼,指着鼻子又一顿大骂:“特种兵连长了不起啊?!还不是被老婆逼得跳楼了吗?! ”
A special company commander, climbing technology is admirable, but henpecked. One day, his wife, live in the company. Because of trivial matters, his wife angry, the company commander said, "and then scold me to jump off a building!" Wife: "that you jump!" The company commander window, fly out, jumped out of the third floor. His wife cried, "don't!" To the window and landed, the company commander has been unscathed. Wife went downstairs, pointing to the nose and a big scold: "the special company commander great?! Has not been the wife to jump off a building?!"