面条和挂面还有方便面的爆笑笑话

面条和挂面在争论谁最受人们喜欢。面条说：“我是最早的面食，纯天然原生态，当然我最受欢迎。”挂面说：“从发展的角度看，我是升级版，身材又苗条，人们都喜新厌旧，当然我应该最受欢迎。”方便面听见了说：“二位不要争了，我才是最受人们欢迎的。面条和挂面一起问。“为什么?”方便面：“这还用说，首先我烫发了，比你们好看。其次，你们都不能拿来就吃，我却可以。说白了，就是你们二位不成熟。”
Noodles and liner are arguing about who is the most people like it. Pasta noodles said: "I was the first, the natural ecological, of course I am one of the most popular." Liner said: "from the development point of view, I am, in shape, slender, people discard, of course I should be the most popular." Instant noodles heard it said: "two don't argue, I just is the most popular. Noodles and liner asked together." Why is that? "Instant noodles:" this still use to say, first of all I give or have a permanent wave, than you good-looking. Second, you can't eat, I can. To put it bluntly, is that you two don't mature. "