看狗说人话。笑死人了。

晚上和老婆散步，在小区门口遇到一条狗。老婆问这是谁家的狗?我看了看说：估计是老张家的，你看那邋遢样，那毛，脏的类，跟老张媳妇那发型一摸一样。正说着，老张那胖媳妇喘着气跑过来了，一把狗抱在怀里。我笑着说：嫂子，这狗真可爱，我一猜就是您的。在一边的老婆已经笑得直不起腰了.....
And the wife for a walk at night, have a dog at the gate of the village. The wife ask whose dog is this? I looked at the said estimated is Lao zhang's home, you look at the mess, the hair, dirty class, with Lao zhang daughter-in-law that hairstyle is the same. Just then, Lao zhang that fat daughter-in-law gasped for air as he ran up a dog in her arms. I smiled and said: sister-in-law, the dog so lovely, my guess is you. On one side of the wife already was laughed down...